Do you think John is good looking? ;D
AnonymousJohn who
John my gardener is good looking is this what you were looking for
Anonymous
So do you only own one coat? Or do you have a collection of dashing coats to use?
AnonymousJust one that I use regularly.
I do hope you've eaten something today.
AnonymousIf this is an attempt to mother me anonymously, John, desist.
Doesn't the lack of a moustache on your Watson disturb you? I mean, every Watson has a moustache! Always have!
Anonymous‘Every’ Watson?
Y'know, I don't believe you really are a sociopath.
AnonymousA lot of people don’t believe in science, but it won’t stop it being accurate, or me debating its cause.
Penis. Which penis is bigger. Do you agree that John's is bigger?
AnonymousIs it necessary for me to address the presupposition that John is ‘superior’, if that may be applied to the situation at all? I refuse to lecture you on the fallicious nature of this question, as its answer is irrelevant.
grannyjumpers:s-holmes:grannyjumpers:s-holmes:grannyjumpers:s-holmes:grannyjumpers:s-holmes:
I would appreciate it if you didn’t divulge our most intimate moments, John.
Well they obviously already knew!
Because you told them.
I forgot, I’m not allowed to write about my life in my blog.
Being at liberty to write about your own life does not put you at liberty to write about mine.
Surprisingly enough, you’re a large part of my life.
Does this bother you?
Not particularly.
Good. I am partial to our current arrangement.
Finally, Sherlock, you're here! Jim was SO-O-O naughty while you were absent.
AnonymousAstounding. Who is this?
grannyjumpers:s-holmes:grannyjumpers:s-holmes:grannyjumpers:s-holmes:
I would appreciate it if you didn’t divulge our most intimate moments, John.
Well they obviously already knew!
Because you told them.
I forgot, I’m not allowed to write about my life in my blog.
Being at liberty to write about your own life does not put you at liberty to write about mine.
Surprisingly enough, you’re a large part of my life.
Does this bother you?
